What The h@##!

OK, I have dealt with Mother Nature taking her course for the 30 years that we have had dogs. Since we have had , for the most part, females, there has been a lot of Mother Nature going on!We have had females with 1 season a year, some that have regular 6 months cycles until we want to breed them, then they don't come in for a year and a half, ..basically all kinds of different situations.
So enter Fiona. Not wanting to follow in ANYONE'S footsteps, she has decided to come in every 5 months- becuase I don't have enough to do and it never gets interesting around here. Also, she seemed to have very light cycles, and since I am a healer, and commmunicator, I felt things weren't quite "right". Not bad...just not where they should be.
So I contact my nice friend Marina at Natural Rearing, and we put her on a couple of herbs and some Ovarian Compound. I put her on this around her heat cycle, and also do a bit of work on her. She has been on this course for 2 cycles. Well true to form, Fee comes in on her normal 5 month time period. I start the Ovarian compound .
HMMMM something is a little different. She has a better "flow". And she is following the boys around, checking out 'equipment".But the one she keeps after the most is grandpa Mac. Now he was nuetered 4 years ago and hasn't cared about that stuff in quite a while.(He is almost 12) But yesterday, and again to keep things interesting, he found a spot on the floor , sniffed at it, and started chattering like an idiot( for you doggie people, you know what that is)
This morning he has been following her all over the place! he is whining at her, chasing her outside, giving her the "eye" and I just caught him putting his paw on her back! Now Mac was an excellant stud dog in his day, kind of a "wham, bam, thank you Beardie" kind of guy. He was fast, he knew his job and he got it done. So I wouldn't put anything past him!
Now Traveler is NOT AMUSED! HE is supposed to be the manly stud dog!And Fee, who acts like she has no clue what Mac is doing, "make him go away"....well, once Mac settles down, she goes over to him, gives him a "look" and wants him to follow her!!

I have created a monster and obviously fixed whatever the problem was Now Mac is whining after Fee, Trav is whining after Fee and whining at Mac, and not liking what he sees, and Fee is acting like she hates all of it, until nobody is watching , then she tries to get her Grandpa to follow her down the hall...oh and we aren't in the "good " days yet.

I'm wodering if I should start drinking......